One Size Fitz Hall was a centre defender for the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers. He is known for heading the ball in from corner kicks.

The Miracle of Swindon TownEdit

One Size Fitz Hall
Fifa Name F. Hall
Position Defender
First Seen #17: Football IRL
Last Seen #217: Beginnings and Endings
Starts 104
Substitutions 13
Goals 7

Personal LifeEdit

Hall was born around 1975-1976. He is known for being a "super relaxed dude" and "is as cool as the other side of the pillow". Before games he listens to filthy music by filthy bands, the names of which cannot be discussed due to their filthiness, on his iPod to help him prepare for games.

He has occasionally come into conflict with Ginger Rampage, because of Rampage's anger problems. He appreciates Rampages talents, but doesn't enjoy hanging out with him. Sharing the centre back with him makes it hard work for both of them.

He decided to learn Portuguese to help support the Brazilian players that came to the Swoodilypoopers.

Football CareerEdit

Hall joined the Swoodilypoopers at the start of the 2011-2012 season.

He sometimes scores (mostly from corner kicks) and has occaisionally been the captain. According to manager John Green "[Hall] never fouls," after getting a foul outside the box.

Hall normally plays in defence, but near the end of the 2012 - 2013 season, he played in goal instead of Ricardo Bunsen Berna as all the Swoodilypoopers energy levels were in the red. 

He was voted player of the year for the 2012 - 2013 season by the Swindon Town Gazette.

Hall decided that he did not want to start regularly and mainly play in Europe and other competitions during the 2014 - 2015 season due to his age.

Swoodilypoopers Strike BackEdit

One Size Fitz Hall
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Fifa Name F. Hall
Position Defender
First Seen #19: Should 16-Year-Olds Be Allowed to Vote?
Last Seen #77: Team Update
Starts 18
Substitutions 3
Goals 1

Personal LifeEdit

Hall was born around 1978 - 1980.

Football CareerEdit

Hall joined the Swoodilypoopers during the 2012-2013 season. Manager Green paid roughly seven times what he was worth just to get him back on the Swoodilypoopers. He joined them from Watford. He was excited to join even though he didn't understand why manager Green was so desperate for him.

Over his time at the Swoodilypoopers, Hall's skill decreased. It may have been from age or some other factor.


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Fitz Hall at Wikipedia.

Fitz Hall at SoFIFA.