Merrick Maric was a player for the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers. He is electively mute, so not much is known about him. He is silent, but deadly. He is about 4ft 10 (1.5m), bald and is known for getting tired easily.

The Miracle of Swindon TownEdit

Merrick Maric
Fifa Name M. Maric
Position Midfielder
First Seen #58: HGTV & Me
Last Seen #216: Winning and Losing
Starts 112
Substitutions 9
Goals 3

Personal LifeEdit

Merrick is electively mute. He does not talk, but does communicate through nodding and shaking his head and does express frustration. He has made some sounds before, but never spoken properly. He is capable of talking, but the reason behind his muteness is unknown. He is also short. At half time, he is sometimes seen with his mouth moving, but he isn't actually talking.

He has formed a very close friendship with Ricardo Bunsen Berna, even though he is electively mute and Berna doesn't speak English. They don't talk, but spend a lot of time together. They laugh a lot, but its all from physical comedy, not spoken.

His lack of English led Ricardo Bunsen Berna and him to have a fight with Bald John Green and Other John Green near the start of the 2013 - 2014 season. They were frustrated that they could not talk to their team mates.

When Ricardo Bunsen Berna left for Italy, Maric was devastated, but he supported him anyway.

At the start of the 2014 - 2015 season when some more Brazilians joined the team, Maric helped them to settle in, as he did with Berna.

Football CareerEdit

Maric joined the Swoodilypoopers at the start of the 2012-2013 season.

He was cheap in the transfer market because of his selective muteness, but is still a talented player. He listens to the coach when he suggests improvements.

Swoodilypoopers Strike BackEdit

Merrick Maric
Fifa Name M. Maric
Position Midfield
First Seen #19: Should 16-Year-Olds Be Allowed to Vote?
Last Seen #80: Championship Final
Starts 37
Substitutions 9
Goals 4

Personal LifeEdit

Maric is good friends with Väyrynen (We call him Bob) as they grew up together in one of the countries that used to be part of Yugoslavia.

Football CareerEdit

Maric joined the Swoodilypoopers during the 2012-2013 season. Though his surname is Maric, his shirt says 'Milos'.

AFC Wimbly WomblysEdit

Persoanl LifeEdit

It was revealed that Maric came from the same community as Correa who is also electively mute. They are both Catholics and took vows of silence.


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Miloš Marić at Wikipedia.

Miloš Marić at SoFIFA.