D. McGoldrilocks

D. McGoldrilocks was a member of the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers. He is known for wearing lovely orange shoes. He is a forward and occaisonally scores for the Swoodilypoopers, usually wih his head. He is known as the second best header of the ball in Swoodilypooper history.

Football Career
McGoldrilocks started playing for the Swoodilypoopers at the start of the 2013 - 2014 season. When Bald John Green and Other John Green left the Swoodilypoopers, McGoldrilocks took over as lead striker.

Injury
He picked up a minor injury in the first game of the 2014 - 2015 season against Burnley, but couldn't be subbed out because all the substitutions had been used.

McGolrilocks picked up a minor injury in a game against Stoke City in the 2013 - 2014 season.

Football Career
McGoldrick was seen playing for Coventry City.

Football Career
McGoldrick was seen playing for Ipswich Town.

Song
He's big, he's red,

He's found the perfect bed,

D. McGoldrilocks, D. McGoldrilocks.

(Less often)

D. McGoldrilocks scores occaisonally,

D. McGoldrilocks scores occaisonally,

(He doesn't always score).

D. McGoldrilocks scores occaisonally,

D. McGoldrilocks he scores occaisonally.

Links
David McGoldrick at Wikipedia.

David McGoldrick at SoFIFA.