One Size Fitz Hall

One Size Fitz Hall was a centre defender for the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers. He is known for heading the ball in from corner kicks.

Personal Life
Hall was born around 1975-1976. He is known for being a "super relaxed dude" and "is as cool as the other side of the pillow". Before games he listens to filthy music by filthy bands, the names of which cannot be discussed due to their filthiness, on his iPod to help him prepare for games.

He has occasionally come into conflict with Ginger Rampage, because of Rampage's anger problems. He appreciates Rampages talents, but doesn't enjoy hanging out with him. Sharing the centre back with him makes it hard work for both of them.

He decided to learn Portuguese to help support the Brazilian players that came to the Swoodilypoopers.

Football Career
Hall joined the Swoodilypoopers at the start of the 2011-2012 season.

He sometimes scores (mostly from corner kicks) and has occaisionally been the captain. According to manager John Green "[Hall] never fouls," after getting a foul outside the box.

Hall normally plays in defence, but near the end of the 2012 - 2013 season, he played in goal instead of Ricardo Bunsen Berna as all the Swoodilypoopers energy levels were in the red.

He was voted player of the year for the 2012 - 2013 season by the Swindon Town Gazette.

Hall decided that he did not want to start regularly and mainly play in Europe and other competitions during the 2014 - 2015 season due to his age.

Personal Life
Hall was born around 1978 - 1980.

Football Career
Hall joined the Swoodilypoopers during the 2012-2013 season. Manager Green paid roughly seven times what he was worth just to get him back on the Swoodilypoopers. He joined them from Watford. He was excited to join even though he didn't understand why manager Green was so desperate for him.

Over his time at the Swoodilypoopers, Hall's skill decreased. It may have been from age or some other factor.

Song
He's big, he's small,

He's also short and tall,

One Size Fitz Hall, One Size Fitz Hall.

Links
Fitz Hall at Wikipedia.

Fitz Hall at SoFIFA.