Deeney

T. Deeney (sometimes known as Houdini or Who? Deeney) was a forward for the AFC Wimbledon Wimbly Womblys.

Personal Life
Deeney was born around 1992. Deeney is aggressively single. He doesn't believe that monogamy is the natural state for humans to be in. He loves to date both men and women but never takes it too seriously. He loves to party and is quite a heavy drinker. He goes out pretty much every night. Deeney really likes rum-based drinks.

Deeney's behaviour makes him very different to his main striking partner Dicko. This leads to them being compared to a buddy comedy duo. Even though they are very different they get on really well.

One day Manager John Green guessed which Hogwarts houses the players were in and said that Deeney was in Slytherin.

Football Career
Deeney joined the Wimbly Womblys at the start of the 2015-2016 season. He used to play for Watford before joining the Wimbly Womblys.

Deeney had a successful start to his first season as a Wimbly Wombly but his drinking and partying started to interfere with his performance. He often came to games hung over and sometimes still intoxicated. This annoyed manager John Green immensely. However Deeney did occasionally perform exceptionally well which secured his place in the team.

At the start of the 2017-2018 season Deeney struggled to finish.

Football Career
Deeney was seen playing for Watford.

Song
Do you believe in magic?

'Cause Hou-Deeney does.

An additional goal scoring cheer is:

"Who? Deeney! Who? Deeney? Who? Deeney!"

Links
Troy Deeney at Wikipedia.

Troy Deeney at SoFIFA.