Swoodilypoopers Strike Back Songs

These are the songs of the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers from Swoodilypoopers Strike Back.

Other John Green
He's big, He's tough,

He has a brilliant puff,

Other John Green, Other John Green.

Bald John Green
He's Big, He's Brash

He's got a nice Moustache

Bald John Green, Bald John Green.

or

Bald John Green, John Green,

He gives it all for the team,

Upon his moustache we're keen,

Bald John Green, John Green.

John Greens
John Greens, John Greens,

Bald and Other John Greens,

They're the best forwards that Swindon Town has ever seen.

or

John Greens, John Greens,

Bald and Other John Greens,

They love each other and they love our team.

Leroy Williamson
Leroy Williamson, scores occasionally.

Leroy Williamson he scores occasionally.

(He doesn't always score)

Leroy Williamson, scores occasionally.

Leroy Williamson he scores occasionally.

(Also true in his personal life)

Mionel Richie
Hello, is it a goal you're looking for?

Bob
We call him Bob,

We call him Bob,

He's Väyrynen (garbled)

But we call him Bob.

Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney, Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney has a soul.

Merrick Maric
(42 seconds of silence)

Bostock
He scores when he wants,

He scores when he wants,

Mr Bostock

He scores when he wants.

Wesley Crusher Foderingham
He scores when he wants,

He scores when he wants,

Ensign Wesley Crusher Foderingham,

He scores when he wants.

Ginger Rampage
Ginger Rampage, Ginger Rampage,

Ginger Rampage has a soul.