The Miracle of Swindon Town Songs

These are the songs of the Swindon Town Swoodilypoopers from The Miracle of Swindon Town.

Other John Green
He's big, He's tough,

He has a brilliant puff,

Other John Green, Other John Green.

N.B. Occasionally brilliant has been replaced with majestic.

Bald John Green
Bald John Green, John Green,

He gives it all for the team,

Upon his moustache we're keen,

Bald John Green, John Green.

(Uncommon Second Verse)

Bald John Green, John Green

He's tough, but surprisingly lean,

He treats Man U like a latrine,

Bald John Green, John Green.

OR

He's Big, He's Fast/Brash

He's got a nice Moustache

Bald John Green, Bald John Green

John Greens
John Greens, John Greens,

Bald and Other John Greens,

They love each other and they love our team.

John Greens, John Greens,

Bald and Other John Greens,

They're the best forwards that Swindon Town have ever seen.

Leroy Williamson
Leroy Williamson, scores occasionally.

Leroy Williamson he scores occasionally.

(He doesn't always score)

Leroy Williamson, scores occasionally.

Leroy Williamson he scores occasionally.

(Also true in his personal life)

One Size Fitz Hall
He's big, he's small,

He's also short and tall,

One Size Fitz Hall, One Size Fitz Hall.

Fat Lucas
He's big, he's wide

He's always on our side,

Fat Lucas, Fat Lucas.

Ginger Rampage
Ginger Rampage, Ginger Rampage,

Ginger Rampage has a soul.

Twice as Weiss
All right stop,

Collaborate and listen,

Weiss just scored,

No he ain't missin.

Boots Welinton
He's the Boots,

He's the Boots,

He's the Boots.

D. McGoldrilocks
He's big, he's red,

He's found the perfect bed,

D. McGoldrilocks, D. McGoldrilocks.

(Less Often)

D. McGoldrilocks scores occaisonally,

D. McGoldrilocks scores occaisonally,

(He doesn't always score).

D. McGoldrilocks scores occaisonally,

D. McGoldrilocks he scores occaisonally.

Cáceres
Cáceras, ceras,

He'll never accept a loss,

He just scored on you like a boss,

Cáceras, ceras.

Merrick Maric
(40 seconds of silence)

French de Lalalana
La, la, la, la, la-a,

La, la, la, la, la-a,

La, la, la, la, la-a,

French de Lallana.

S. Holden Goalfield
S. Holden Goalfield scores occasionally,

S. Holden Goalfield he scores occasionally,

(He doesn't always score)

S. Holden Goalfield scores occasionally,

S. Holden Goalfield he scores occasionally.

OR

He scores when he wants,

He scores when he wants,

S. Holden Goalfields,

He scores when he wants.

Basanta Claus
You better watch out,

You better not pout,

You better not cry,

I'm telling you why,

Basanta Claus is scoring some goals.

Jesus Ángel
JESUS ÁNGEL

He scores when he wants,

He scores when he wants,

Jesus Ángel, he scores when he wants.

Nil-nil Draw
Nil-nil draw

We're gonna have another nil-nil draw

OR

Nil-nil draw

Looks like another nil-nil draw