AFC Wimbly Womblys Songs

These are the songs of the AFC Wimbledon Wimbly Womblys from the AFC Wimbly Womblys series.

John Greens
John Greens, John Greens,

Bald and Other John Greens,

They're the best forwards that Wimbledon has ever seen.

or

John Greens, John Greens,

Bald and Other John Greens,

They love each other and they love our team.

Other John Green
He's big, He's tough,

He has a brilliant/ginger puff,

Other John Green, Other John Green.

Bald John Green
He's big, He's brash

He has a brilliant 'stache

Bald John Green, Bald John Green.

or

Bald John Green, John Green,

He gives it all for the team,

Upon his moustache we're keen,

Bald John Green, John Green.

Ya Bamba
Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Bamba

Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Bamba just scored a goal,

Just scored a goal, just scored a goal.

Ya Ya Bamba. Ya Ya Bamba.

Seb Brown
Seb Brown, Seb Brown,

He saved two penalties against Luton Town.

Seb Brown, Seb Brown,

He sent us into the league.

Some Moore
We liked your goal,

We liked your goal,

We liked your goal

And we'd like Some Moore.

OR

We'd like Some Moore,

We'd like Some Moore,

We liked your goal

And we'd like Some Moore.

Jack Midson
One Jacky Midson,

There's only one Jacky Midson,

One Jacky Midson,

Thanks for keeping us up.

Strutton on the Ritz
These boots were made for Strutton

And that's just what they'll do

One of these days the boots are gonna strut all over you.

OR

These boots were made for Strutton

And that's just what they'll do

One of these days the boots are gonna score a goal on you.

Goal Porter
Birds do it, bees do it

Even educated fleas do it

Let's do it, let's score a goal.

Less Moore
He's big where it counts,

He's big where it counts,

Less Moore, he's big where it counts.

OR

He scores with his left,

He scores with his right,

That Less Moore makes Some Moore look shite.

Green Eggs and Sheringham
He scores with his shoe,

He scored in the loo,

Green Eggs and Sheringham, he just scored on you.

Francombstein
He did the mash

He did the monster mash

The monster mash.

It was a graveyard smash.

Dicko
A Wimbly Wombly scored a goal

And Dicko was his name-o

D-I-C-K-O

D-I-C-K-O

D-I-C-K-O

And Dicko was his name-o.

OR

Dicko, Dicko, Dicko, Dicko,

Dicko, Dicko, Dicko, Dicko,

Dicko, Dicko, Dicko, Dicko,

Dicko just scored a goal.

Deeney
Do you believe in magic?

'Cause Hou-Deeney does.

Callum Kennedy
She likes his hair,

She thinks it's fair

Assistant coach Meredith likes Kennedy's hair.

Correa
Never really knew that I could love like this

His scoring makes me want to speak Spanish

Como se llama futbolista

Correa, Correa!

Surman
Ginger Surman, Ginger Surman,

Ginger Surman has a soul.

Top of the league
We're top of the league,

We're top of the league,

AFC Wimbledon

We're top of the league.

One-nil down
One-nil down to two-one up

That's the way we're gonna win the cup.

We were one-nil down

We're gonna won two-one

That's the way we're gonna get it done.

M.K. Dons
Who were you, who were you

Who were you when you were us?

Who were you when you were us?

Who were you when you were us?

Who were you when you were us?